Dear Mr. Mangini,
You are a fat, ugly penguin. I hope you chew so much gum your jaw falls off. You have coached a team into the utter abyss. You have been given three years to form a team in your image. You have succeeded, if your image is that of a fat, ugly, cocktail peanut-balls penguin. You should be fired.
Dear Mr. Favre,
Thank you Brett. Thank you for sucking so bad that I think, finally, you will have to retire because you are completely incapable of running an offense anymore. I hate you. Just get the hell out of my life. Oh, and Wrangler just lost one more customer.
Dear offensive and defensive coordinators,
Do us all a favor and resign. Mr. Sutton, you should retire. To an old age home, you senile bastard. Mr. Schottenheimer, it is clear that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You have been such a failure that your father probably couldn't be prouder.
There is so much that the Jets did wrong in the past month, I can't even begin to start getting into specifics. It's just so frustrating and depressing. They handled my optimism in much the same way that Lenny handled mice. They soul-crushed us all.
at least we got rid of chad in this whole favre mess, now mangini and shoddy have to go, and yes, we'll even fly them away on corporate jets.
ReplyDeleteif NE does end up winning, johnson has to fire mangini & co who literally turned his money to ****.
Bill Cowher will be coaching the Jets next September unless Mangenious (HAHAHAAHAHA) gets the jets deep into the playoffs. But who is our QB? Matt Cassell?????
ReplyDeletegot to love all the jet fans with mud on their faces who thought the jets were the best team in the afc after they crushed tennessee. my how a couple weeks makes such a huge difference.
ReplyDelete(maybe the truth is that they are neither as good as they looked against tennessee, nor as bad as they've looked the last three weeks, but really just the ~.500 team that would contend for a borderline playoff spot that most people predicted at the beginning of the year - i guess except you, yaros, who thought they would be dominant)
To add on to what ari said: I want all Jet fans especially Yaros to admit that they have been super biased this year even more in the past and apologize for acting like their team is special.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason why I always think Jet fans are stupid and biased sports fans, this season helped prove it.
Next year Yaros you dont need to pick the Jets 13 out of 14 weeks.